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WOOLIES GIRLS DON’T CHASE – THEY QUEUE IN SILENCE T-shirt

WOOLIES GIRLS DON’T CHASE – THEY QUEUE IN SILENCE T-shirt

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his one’s for the girls who carry Woolies bags like Birkin bags, who walk in with a purpose, and who would rather stand in a 30-minute queue for sushi and still water than chase anyone who doesn’t have a Black Card.

Soft, sassy, and subtle – this pink tee says it all without saying too much. Just like you do.


Design:
Front and centre:
🩷 “Woolies girls don’t chase, they queue in silence” – printed in sleek font for maximum shade and minimal noise.


Details:

  • Fabric: Soft-washed, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton for that comfy, worn-in luxury feel – just like your fave Woolies hoodie

  • Fit: Relaxed and effortlessly chic. Perfectly oversized if you size up (Woolies girl essential)

  • Durability: Double-needle stitching = built to last through school runs, brunches, and clapbacks

  • No Side-Seams: Like your drama – clean, minimal, and seamless

  • Sizes: Pre-shrunk and ready to serve

  • Ethical flex: 100% ethically grown US cotton – because a Woolies girl shops responsibly, obviously


🛍️ Whether you're picking up croissants or dodging red flags, this tee is your official uniform. Queue like a queen.  Woolies girl certifie

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

 
 
 

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