“Cyril Says Stay Calm” T-Shirt – Loadshedding Editio

Cyril says stay calm? Babes, it’s PHASE 6.
This tee is for the ones who’ve survived more blackouts than breakups. Boldly printed across the front in a no-nonsense font:

“Cyril says I must stay calm… but it’s LOAD SHEDDING PHASE 6!”

On the back? A full South African flag — because even in the dark, we shine bright.

Whether you're lighting candles, hunting for the inverter cable, or just trying not to scream, this shirt lets the world know:
You’re tired. You’re local. And you’re still making it fashion.

🖤 Details:

• Made with the premium Comfort Colors 1717 tee – soft, thick, and built for multiple wash cycles (and Eskom-induced sweat)

• 100% ring-spun US cotton – breathable enough to survive candlelit dinners and inverter heat

• Relaxed fit for ultimate comfort while rage-tweeting about load shedding

• Pre-shrunk fabric – because you’ve already had enough unpredictable shrinkage from Eskom

• Double-needle stitching, no side seams, and a signature sewn-in label

• Flag on the back, because duh — you're proudly South African even when it’s pitch black

🖤 Why You Need It:

This shirt is basically saying:

“I’ve had it with this kak, but I’ll survive — and I’ll do it looking LEKKA.”

Perfect for:

• Candlelit braais

• Queueing for a generator

• Pretending not to panic when your Wi-Fi dies

• Looking iconic on your Instagram story while holding a paraffin lamp

Buy it, wear it, survive Phase 6 like a damn warrior queen.
💅💥🇿🇦 Eskom may have taken the lights, but they’ll never take your drip.