“COFFEE IS MY COALITION” MUG

In a world full of unstable coalitions, load-shedding, and flip-flopping manifestos, there’s only one alliance you can trust:
You + Coffee.
No backstabbing. No empty promises. Just hot, bitter loyalty.

This “Coffee is my Coalition” ceramic mug is the only cabinet reshuffle you need every morning. With clean, bold South African sass printed on high-quality ceramic, this mug is microwave + dishwasher safe — unlike your political trust.

☕ MUG DETAILS:

• Material: Durable white ceramic

• Size: 11oz (just enough to survive Parliament... or Monday)

• Design: Bold black text, minimalist and iconic

• Finish: Glossy shine, like your forehead during a Stage 8 blackout

• Safe for: Microwave and dishwasher — because you’ve got better things to do

For the tired. The fed-up. The proudly sarcastic.
Because when coalitions collapse, coffee still delivers.

🗳️ This mug votes caffeine. That’s LEKKA.