Funny South African Political T SHIRT

A whole loadshedding era mood on a shirt.
Grey, dry, and powered by resilience – just like your weeknight dinners.

This tee is for the survivors. The ones who’ve reset routers 15 times a day, boiled water on the gas stove, and charged their phones at Checkers — y’all deserve a medal, but this shirt will do.

Design:
🩶 On the front:
“The ANC taught me patience and how to eat cold food in the dark.”
Printed boldly in no-nonsense font – because facts don’t need frills.

Details:

• Fabric: Soft-washed, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton – warm enough for Stage 6, soft enough for napping through it

• Colour: Survival grey. Like a candle-lit lounge on a Wednesday night

• Fit: Relaxed, chilled, and unbothered (until the inverter dies)

• Durability: Double-needle stitching to last longer than your last municipal promise

• Seamless sides: One less thing falling apart

• Sizes: Pre-shrunk and ready for any stage

• Ethics: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton – unlike certain tenders we could name 👀

💥 Wear it to the ballot. Wear it to the braai. Wear it when your Uber driver cancels ‘cause the robots are out.
Either way: the lights may go out, but your fashion sense stays on.